My Life Since I've been breaking.

[Casca554]

Ah, out of boredom and because I'm in a pretty good mood, I've decided to let you into my life of what I do when I wasn't showing up for raids.

First and foremost, I've been brb Bow-Flexin'. I now walk around and say things like "I totally blasted my pecs last night" and have casual sex.






Current week! (and my flattening iron so I can keep my beautiful locks of hair flat)



Look at that, I can barely be contained in my own skin.


Alright, aside from Bow-Flexin, I have also been banging my girl who has a shitty job with shitty hours and last night while using her car was hit by a stupid ass Teenage girl that was texting on her cell while driving 55 MPH on a wet road. We were stopped at the light and the dumb bitch slammed her brakes on too late and grazed us while ruining 3 other cars.

My sisters was leaning against the rear door that's all busted up and caved in, but she was okay. Just shaken.











I've also been shooting cardboard drawings of terrorists.






Collecting funny pics:







Making fun of people online: (The kid in the picture sold a friend a paintball gun that was broken and wouldn't refund him the money)




And lastly been studying to hurry up and get my stupid cert for Cisco Voice.

YAAAAAAY!

[Casca554]

If you wonder why I need to leave raid early, etc. its because my life is very busy right now and I need to fit everything in (including at least 7 hours of rest - which isn't possible when I raid until 11:30 PM my time since after I brush teeth, shower, etc. it's well into 12:00 PM and work will ensue in 5 or so hours)


I also write stories and cause general mischief.

My latest story was in response to the big fear around "Swine Flu". I took an original news story and twisted it into this:

[Narthos]

What program were you using for your workouts? I already have huge arms and fairly well-developed pecs, so the progression you're displaying would make me look like a pro wrestler. Do want.

[Gonza!]

Casca554 wrote:

If you wonder why I need to leave raid early, etc. its because my life is very busy right now and I need to fit everything in (including at least 7 hours of rest - which isn't possible when I raid until 11:30 PM my time since after I brush teeth, shower, etc. it's well into 12:00 PM and work will ensue in 5 or so hours) I also write stories and cause general mischief. My latest story was in response to the big fear around "Swine Flu". I took an original news story and twisted it into this: I got such responses as: Quote: Originally Posted by The Captain View Post By MARK STEVENSON, Associated Press Writer Mark Stevenson, Associated Press Writer – 15 mins ago MEXICO CITY – A unique strain of swine flu is the suspected killer of dozens of people in Mexico, where authorities closed schools, museums, libraries and theaters in the capital on Friday to try to contain an outbreak that has spurred concerns of a global flu epidemic. The worrisome new virus — which combines genetic material from pigs, birds and humans in a way researchers have not seen before. It is also been reported that one hospital in Mexico city has been completely quarantined when patients exhibiting the Swine Flu symptoms suddenly became violent and began attacking hospital staff. A 12:00 PM CST calls began to flood Mexican Police Officials office reporting that screams had been heard from the 4th Floor of the Hospital Angeles de Interlomas and stating that over twenty hospital staff were injured by patients who suddenly became incoherent and irate, attacking with anything they could get their hands on. The final calls came in at 12:17 PM CST stating that the violent patients from the 4th floor had made their way through the stairwells and began terrorizing other wings of the hospital. An eyewitness that reported to be inside the hospital at the early times of the attack reported that she thought the attackers were on some sort of drugs. Quote: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is not true. There were typos in there, it can't be a real news article. PLEASE tell me this is a joke. That is some stuff straight out of a zombie movie Quote: WTF?! Is that article real? Quote: that's what I wanted to know. Nobody has given a clear answer yet. Check on the last page someone posted a pic of a bloodied up little girl but idk if that pic has anything to do with this. If you read it carefully you will notice a few grammatical errors so I'm thinking it isn't real After I revealed it was fake: Quote: I was getting ready to max out my credit cards on guns and food. If it weren't for your typos I would have had a heart attack Quote: You fuggin bastard! I just told someone at work that chit happened. Ah, great fun!

HAHAHAHA!

Fuckin epic.

[Casca554]

I've been using P90x a 12 week program. It's really good at getting you cut and burning fat, but not to meant if you want to gain size at the same time (unless you have a small chest/back like I did). :p

http://www.beachbody.com/product/fitness_programs/p90x.do?code=P90XDOTCOM

Its like one of those infomercial things, so you usually think "Yeah, yeah. Paid actors etc." but if you stick with it and push hard you can expect awesome results. All you need is a few weight bands and a pull-up bar, seriously.

If you want, I can post up worksheets for the program and you can find most of the videos on Youtube if you don't want to pay for the program (You may even be able to find a download link if you poke around enough)

[Droroq]

How can one shoot the Dr Pepper? That is blasphemy! Oh, its that Cherry bullshit.... Carry on!

[Narthos]

I'm thinking when we move in together, Heineken, our other friend and I might want to take advantage of this program. Losing a bit of weight and getting toned is what I need, bulk is already taken care of.

I'll poke around and let you know what I hear.

[Caverie]

haha.. ahaha o shit.. too much humor to take in... i almost cried when i saw ur target...

also.. the fake article.. complete win... i look forward to your work sir