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re: Haha, so you wait.... wut?
by Casca554 on 2009/07/07 14:24
*edit* You guys need to post some good material here so I can stop posting these lame ass stories
So, talking to a friend (chick) today when I get utterly fucked up confused.
We'll call my friend Tanya.
Okay, so Tanya pissed off her boyfriend (we'll call him Brad) when he asked how many people she had been with.
He says something mean to her and they both get pissed off and don't talk to each other for a day or two or whatever.
Tanya exclaims that all she wants is for Brad to come back and that she loves him etc. etc.
So I am the shoulder to cry on or whatever and this is the conversation we had today:
Quote: | Tanya: *sob* *sob* he doesn't love me any more... *sob* he won't even talk to me now... we just don't even say any words to each other
Me: Oh, that sucks yadda yadda (we've had these types of conversations many times before so I just don't care any more)
Tanya: he made me cry when he got upset about that question he asked and then he left
Me: Oh, what a jerk. Maybe you should look else where for love.
Tanya: NO! I just want him to try and talk with me again. I just want him to old me etc. etc. etc.
Me: So you haven't talked for like two days?
Tanya: Well, he tried to call me last night and said he wanted to come over and take care of me
Me: So you didn't let him come over?
Tanya: No, I didn't talk to him. I just want things to be normal again.
Me: *thinking to myself* Wait... you just said that he never talks and you just want to see him again AND FUCKING OFFERED TO COME OVER AND TAKE CARE OF YOU LAST NIGHT AND YOU IGNORED HIM?
Me: Why not? You said you want to see him?
Tanya: I don't want to see him that way! He needs to get my attention another way.
Me: Do you want him to swoop down from the sky on a griphon and pick your snoody sobbing ass up from the falling rain while handing you a rose? This is real life and he tried to make it up you and you SHOT HIM DOWN. Now he probably feels like shit, but I guess that was your goal all along.
*Tanya is typing...*
*Casca has signed off messenger* |
Now, question, who is the bigger dick here?
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re: Haha, so you wait.... wut?
by Censure on 2009/07/07 14:42
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re: Haha, so you wait.... wut?
by Casca554 on 2009/07/07 14:52
Your argument is invalid sir. I posses a thumper!
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re: Haha, so you wait.... wut?
by Censure on 2009/07/07 15:10
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re: Haha, so you wait.... wut?
by Casca554 on 2009/07/07 15:29
Touche.
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re: Haha, so you wait.... wut?
by -Safo- on 2009/07/07 15:55
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re: Haha, so you wait.... wut?
by Casca554 on 2009/07/08 7:53
Yo, Censure!
Ball is in your court now, brah.
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